Recently I cut my hair shorter than I ever have before.
Although I keep my hair long most of the time, I have regularly cut it quite
short (usually in the spring) and let it grow back out again throughout my
life. But this time was different. This time I went to the shop with pictures,
explained what I wanted and when I got home and the next morning still felt
like they hadn’t listened, I returned and asked them to cut off those extra few
inches they left on top. Now my hair is 2-3 inches long and I love it. LOVE IT.
Here’s the thing. I don’t say this to brag, but I have
stunningly beautiful hair. Like, Disney princess beautiful. It’s thick,
luscious, and when it’s long, my locks are the color of spun gold that strangers
can’t resist touching. But it wasn’t working for me.
See, after a heart-shattering breakup this last winter I
finally decided I was ready to venture out of my lonely grieving and start
dating again. So I went out to what seemed the most logical of places: the
local gay bar. Unfortunately, as seems to be my sorry lot in life, my first few
attempts at lady wooing turned up nothing but drunk, straight men who stared at
my breasts and offered to buy me drinks. In short: it sucked.
I felt like I was screaming for a woman to notice me on the inside,
but that on the outside I just looked like another Mormon girl looking for her post-missionary
husband. I decided that if I’m going to start attracting women in this region
of the world, I needed to do something to make myself more obvious as a dyke.
I wouldn’t exactly call my new pixie cut butch, nor do I
look even a little androgynous in my typical skirt and bosom-flattering tee, however,
I am ten days into this haircut and I feel a sense of freedom like I have never
felt before. For the first time in my life I feel like I’m invisible to some
men. And, better still, I feel like some women are nicer to me, smile at me
more, and even flirt with me when I least expect it. I don’t know what it is
about Deseret that makes women with short hair “automatically” lesbians, but I’ve
started working with the system instead of against it and things are looking
up.
What about you, dear reader? Do you think people treat you
differently depending on your haircut? Do you have short hair or long? Why do
you prefer one or the other?
